The Andromeda Strain ricky schroder saves
earth with his detached thumb
Benjamin Bratt,
Christa Miller and Ricky Schroder in “The Andromeda Strain,” an
A&E mini-series
adapted from the Michael Crichton novel
Nuke Utah for whatever reason
and you can kiss your re election goodbye.
Was it the north koreans or is this half baked
intelligence.
Look out Southern California the santa ana
winds are bringing the bactirium infirni “The Andromeda Strain,”
.
Ricky Schroder says go nuclear but Benjamin Bratt says no
What was
that satelite doing
anyways? Who puts a bio containment
satellite's in orbit, the US? Think about it orbits do decay and voila
The Andromeda Strain.
The guy from Will and Grace is on
the story though. Utah national guard training excersize my ass.
The lab is set up with the
latest Mac the ideathstar. No
really they actually have a giant Death Star II reactor core
shaft. Ricky Schroder falls to his doom when he learn that
Benjamin Bratt is actually his
father.
Don't trust that Mancheck, he's one bad bad ass general.
Duck
tape won't save your ass but a good bottle of ripple and some hangover farts
will. Genius absolute genius.
Come on Ricky Schroder you know an anti quagulent just won't do.
So the only potential
survivors of this plague are wino's and coluki babies.
Buckey Balls says the dude from lost - nano technologie way ahead of what
everyone else is doing right now. Hey come on everyone has a nana lab now a days especially people in the future,
oops forget i said that until the end of this blog infirmi "All hope abandon, ye who enter here"
Is
it all about the secret government things that go on that no-one knows about. You know this show
started off great but just wait buckey balls.
The lifeform, codenamed "The
Andromeda Strain," mutates with each growth, causing its properties to
change. The scientists discover that it only grows within a narrow range of pH. If the medium for growth is too acidic, the organism will not multiply. If it is too basic, it
will not multiply. Only within the range of pH 7.39 to 7.43 (precisely the same
range as normal human
blood) will it grow well. This explains why Jackson and Ritter
survived: both had abnormal blood.
Ricky Schroder is a
little more confrontational than I remember him from Doogey Howser. All jokes aside i liked his character and I
think they should do a game, movie, tv show
all in one.
You're not going to believe this but The Andromeda
Strain has no DNA, what's that you say it's alien.
When you see the
national guard pull out the bio hazard gear it's
time to start poppin aspirin and
drink some aquavelva.
Buckey Balls:
Fullerenes are a family of carbon allotropes, molecules composed entirely of carbon, in the form of a hollow sphere, ellipsoid, tube, or plane . Spherical fullerenes are also called
buckyballs, and cylindrical ones are called carbon nanotubes
or buckytubes. Graphene is an example of a planar fullerene sheet. Fullerenes are similar in
structure to graphite, which is composed of a sheet of linked
hexagonal rings, but may also contain pentagonal (or sometimes heptagonal) rings
that would prevent a sheet from being planar.
Fullerenes were
discovered in 1985 by Robert
Curl, Harold
Kroto and Richard Smalley at
the University of Sussex and Rice
University, and are named after Richard buckyballsminster
Fuller.
Minute quantities of the buckyballs Buckminsterfullerenes,
in the form of C60, C70, C76, and C84 molecules, are produced
in nature, hidden in soot and formed by lightning discharges in the
atmosphere.[2] Recently, buckyballsminsterfullerenes
were found in a family of minerals known as Shungites
in Karelhia,
Russia.
Project Poop n Scoop - wormhole :
In physics, a wormhole is a hypothetical topological feature of spacetime that is basically a 'shortcut'
through space and time. A wormhole has at least two mouths which are
connected to a single throat or tube. If the wormhole is traversable, matter can 'travel' from one mouth to the other by
passing through the throat. While there is no observational evidence for
wormholes, spacetimes containing
wormholes are known to be valid solutions in general relativity.
The term
wormhole was coined by the American theoretical physicist John Wheeler in 1957. However, the idea of
wormholes was invented already in 1921 by the German mathematician Hermann Weyl in connection with
his analysis of mass in terms of electromagnetic field energy.I can't say
either way if The Andromeda strain is alien but Ricky
Schroder feels they should nuke the town of Peedmont. He's wrong off-course. I thought the
President was doing a good job until he agrees to nuke Utah without testing how
the Andromeda Strain would react to radiation. Don't worry;
Benjamin Bratt is on the job as the Cleaner - the
quicker picker upper.
Hey how you doing? Are those bio containment units those soldiers are carrying? Why
would you suppose they would need that? I know what I need, a F$%$^#@ drink of
some that ripple and pass the MuthaF$%$^#@
aspirin.
See i told you; nuking The Andromeda Strain will
only make it grow exponentially, like to the power of 666 or should i say
752431.
So call the president and cancel that nuke order. OH OH the missle rearmed itself and oh shit. END
OF PART 1
Part 2
KaF$%$^#@ boom
That bomb did not go off
accidentally, they have fail safes don't they.
Odd-Man Hypothesis
The “Odd-Man
Hypothesis” is a fictional hypothesis articulated in the book and also
mentioned by name in the movie. In the book the explanation of Odd-Man Hypothesis is
presented as a page from a report by the RAND
Corporation on a series of tests where life forms were given
command decisions to make during a hypothetical nuclear, biological or chemical
crisis. Odd-Man
Hypothesis was repeated in the film:
| “ |
Results of special testing confirm the Odd-Man Hypothesis, that an
unmarried male should carry out command decisions involving thermonuclear or
chem-biol destruct
contexts. |
” |
The Odd-Man
Hypothesis states that unmarried men are capable of carrying out the
best, most dispassionate decisions during crises. Odd-Man
Hypothesis
Ricky Schroder says it's
mutating.Ok we got large amounts of dead birds
outside the blast radius.
Under the homeland security act the entire
cast of Will and grace was arrested and shipped to the bay area. But watch out
Will gets away and blows up a military helicopter.
So now they try the
old scorch and burn; don't knock it till you try it. Worked for the
Russians.
The Andromeda Strain is not like anything you
have seen and it's presented by Viagra.
the first time i saw her you know it
set my mind to reeling.
Viva Viagra
Ask your docter is your healthy enough to take viagra.
Viva Viva Viagra
Taking
Viagra with asprin and washed down with
ripple helps prevent the Andromeda
Strain.
Ricky Schroder says that The
Andromeda Strain is sulffer based and not carbon based, this could come in
handy later on.
caution: When crapping out in the desert beware of rat's
infected with The Andromeda Strain; cause they will bite your
bum and that's not fun. Better get your Viagra, stock up on asperin and move to Hazard county
(for those of you who missed this one: Uncle Jessie from the Dukes of Hazard is
a moon shiner and thus imune to the
andromeda
strain.)
Hold the
phone
Ricky Schroder says: So now the Andromeda strain
communicates.
Maybe radiation servers as a neural network.
Mr. president we were just discussing the fact that
the Andromeda strain is communicating with
itself.
Holly shit the two Corey's are fighting. There going lost boys
style on each other.
Sorry back to the Andromeda strain, Hun pass the Viagra, mmmmm that's good ripple wine.
When you
got nothing left he knows where to find you.
Benjamin
Bratt is the cleaner.
His services are needed with all the dead birds around.
This where is
where they loose me. In the original the Andromeda strain is alien in nature but in this version
it appears to have been sent back through time so that present day Ricky
Schroder
can find a cure. Why would the people of the future do this; it's all because of
the deep ocean vents. Apparently we started mining minerals in the deep oceans
of the earth and killed off the only thing that could kill the Andromeda
Strain. Deep ocean bacteria that lives off the warmth of the vents is
used to cook up a lethal brew for the Andromeda
Strain.
Part 1 wasn't quite so bad, but taken together the 4
hours managed to pack in almost every left wing wacko conspiracy plot possible.
They somehow managed to miss having a covert CIA agent outed to the
press.
Capricorn One meets Fahrenheit 9-11.
A total
ruination of the original book.
It was a sad commentary on contemporary
society that the first inclination of pretty much every character - good or evil
- was to call someone to leak something to.
Yes this is true but the
ending makes it all worth while.
With a sample of the deep sea bacteria
that Ricky Schroder just happened to be working on a cure
was found. The evil CIA agents for some reason decide to blow up the lab with a
nuclear bomb. Seems they want to unleash The Andromeda Strain
on the world and take over.
So it's up to Ricky
Schroder; He climbs into the Death Star II reactor core followed
by Benjamin Bratt and they begin
to climb.
Suddenly part of the shaft breaks and Ricky
Schroder is hanging on for dear life. Benjamin Bratt tries to save him but
Ricky Schroder knows the extra weight will kill them both.
Ricky Schroder gives Benjamin Bratt his access key and falls
to his death in a pool of liquid radio active goo. Then the guy from lost breaks
into the Death Star II reactor core and he cut's off Ricky
Schroder's thumb. He then climbs to Benjamin Bratt and gives him
Ricky Schroder's thumb cause it's the only way to shut down the
bomb. The guy from lost falls to his doom and lies next to Ricky
Schroder. Oh shit the 2 Corey's are at it again.
Benjamin Bratt is the
only one left who can save the earth. He climbs up the shaft (lol) but then he gets blasted in the eyes and now he's
blind. With only a minute left a blind Benjamin Bratt used the dead Ricky
Schroder's finger to shut down the bomb.
The Andromeda Strain
ricky schroder saves earth with his detached
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